BREAKING NEWS: A visual/audio communication, coming from a mysterious planet
called ZOOFNIK, informs us that Astronaut NAMSKY has landed there.
Visuals of the planet give it the appearance of a “spinning top”, spinning randomly in circular patterns throughout its galaxy.
It has been 50 years since NAMSKY’s spaceship was launched. Remarkably, he appears not to have aged!
ZOOFKY plans on keeping us informed about NAMSKY’s experiences on ZOOFNIK...
as often as the cosmos permits it.